I would fuck you..., a short story by Alt.Knight. Date added: 2010-12-01. Times viewed: 6972.

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Intro: and that's just for starters...

I would fuck you in the shower, I would fuck you on the floor

I would even fuck you up again an elevator door

I would fuck you in an armchair, I would fuck you on the bed

I would even try to fuck you in the chilly garden shed

I would fuck you with the lights on, I would fuck you in the dark

I would love to fuck you in the car, or in the local park

I would fuck you in the wardrobe, I would fuck you on the table,

I would fuck you in the hen house, or the pigsty or the stable

I would fuck you on a bobbing boat, and I’d fuck you in the sea

I would fuck you in the kitchen while you made a cup of tea

I would fuck you in the sunshine, I would fuck you in the rain

I would take you back and fuck you in the shower once again

I would fuck you in a changing room, I’d fuck you in the street

I would fuck you bent in double while I held on to your feet

I would fuck you oh so gently, and I’d fuck you nice and deep

I would even try to fuck you hard, while you were fast asleep

I would fuck you in the office, and I’d fuck you on the stair

I would really truly fuck you any time and anywhere!

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