Worst date I've ever had. , a short story by IamZombie1991. Date added: 2012-04-03. Times viewed: 494.

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She won’t stop talking about her dammed fucking mother,

I’ve got a feeling this is going to be one shitty date.

“Elegant and fun.”…Should have never listened to my brother,

And now I’m close to playing face catch with a plate.

I laugh, smile, and even fake a nod here and there,

While she goes on and on, and on forever more.

I just want get up and shout “I DON’T FUCKING CARE”

But I actually like this restaurant. Plus I might score.

So finally our food arrives, maybe now she’ll shut up.

Nope. She continues yapping on with tremendous speed.

I refrain from screaming by gritting teeth to my cup,

So much that my gums begin to bleed.

Then she stops, and asks “So what would you do?”

I laugh, almost cry, then take a deep breath and reply-

“I don’t know. I wasn’t listening. You’re boring as shit.

All I wanted was a quick fuck. That I admit.

But having to put up with this constant crap,

I just want to kill myself. STOP WITH THE YAP YAP YAP!”

A silence…a fucking silence…

She storms out. I feel slightly bad.

This is the worst date, I’ve ever had.

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