Worst date I've ever had. , a short story by IamZombie1991. Date added: 2012-04-03. Times viewed: 494.
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She won’t stop talking about her dammed fucking mother,
I’ve got a feeling this is going to be one shitty date.
“Elegant and fun.”…Should have never listened to my brother,
And now I’m close to playing face catch with a plate.
I laugh, smile, and even fake a nod here and there,
While she goes on and on, and on forever more.
I just want get up and shout “I DON’T FUCKING CARE”
But I actually like this restaurant. Plus I might score.
So finally our food arrives, maybe now she’ll shut up.
Nope. She continues yapping on with tremendous speed.
I refrain from screaming by gritting teeth to my cup,
So much that my gums begin to bleed.
Then she stops, and asks “So what would you do?”
I laugh, almost cry, then take a deep breath and reply-
“I don’t know. I wasn’t listening. You’re boring as shit.
All I wanted was a quick fuck. That I admit.
But having to put up with this constant crap,
I just want to kill myself. STOP WITH THE YAP YAP YAP!”
A silence…a fucking silence…
She storms out. I feel slightly bad.
This is the worst date, I’ve ever had.
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