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The Limerick Trio, a short story by zad28. Date added: 2012-03-16. Times viewed: 567.

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Intro: Time for me to get kid friendly again. So here's three humorous limericks that I think your kids will love.

“The Limerick Trio.”

By,

Zachary Duresky

4 Lips, Hook-hips

Have you met the woman with 4 lips?

The one with hook-shaped hips?

She can kiss 2 at a time,

and catch fish pretty fine.

Her name is Sissy Sis Smits.

The Man on a Hat

I met the little man on a hat.

He had the clawed wings of a bat.

He flew up to my ear,

and said, “Young man I fear,

that your head houses a hungry rat.”

The Monster from Italy

Beware the Monster from Italy.

He will scare you silly.

He has claws, teeth, scales,

makes scary roars and wails,

and forces you to eat cold chilly.

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