What not to wear...., a short story by Alt.Knight. Date added: 2011-07-01. Times viewed: 6668.

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Would you dress up as a schoolgirl if I asked you really nicely?

Or a sexy secretary taking things down so precisely

Or perhaps a lusty latex nurse, your fulsome breasts abounding

Or a French maid outfit with sheer stockings would be quite astounding

A medieval serving wench with flagons overflowing

All of the above would have the front of my pants growing

A black leather dominatrix, with some thigh boots and a whip

Would just about have my full member bursting from my zip

A little lacy lingerie, some stockings or a Basque

A sexy super heroine with some boots, a cape and mask

A cheerleader with some pompoms and a dangerously short skirt

Or perhaps with just a wicked smile while wearing my work shirt

But now thinking on it long and hard, I feel I must conclude

That nature had the right idea, and I’ll just take you nude!

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